What’s the Weirdest Thing That’s Ever Happened to You?

And other questions I want to ask instead of “what do you do?”

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I have a vague memory of sitting at the kitchen table in my childhood home and saying to my mom, “I’m weird.”

“You’re not weird,” my mom said in response. (I almost wrote “honey” there at the end, but I’m pretty sure my mother never called me…